2nd EPIC SPOOFISHNESS

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EPIC SPOOFISHNESS 1

http://fluxtime.com/ecard.php?cid=G0u8E799h137h23h674c0bd6273e176 The First EPIC SPOOFISHNESS!!!!

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http://fluxtime.com/ecard.php?cid=G0u8E775h60h60h2304c16de8b3ea71 This is the opening to the story Im starting.

Merry Summer?

When I was not an elder named Longspider, but a kit named Longkit, I heard of a two-leg thing called Christmas. I was very interested in elder`s story's, and an elder called Firestar told me he used to be a kitty-pet. He told me about Santa Clause. His two-leg kits thought he was a good, nice man that gave them treats. Now, I don`t know what a man is, but it sounds really ugly, doesn`t it? Well, lets get on with the story. Well, Firestar, then called Rusty thought he sounded suspicious, so he thought he would investigate. One dark and cold leaf-bare night, Rusty heard a very scary 'HO HO HO!!!' He sprang out of his comfy nest in surprise! It was the man called Santa Claus!!! Rusty growled at the man, who was surprisingly a two-leg!!! Then Santa Claus burst into tears. " I`m sorry, Rusty, you think I am a bad man, and I used to be." He sobbed. He could speak cat!!! Rusty thought. "I used to kill animals, and then I ate them, until I became too fat. Then they started trying to kill me, too!!! Then I got scared. I decided it was time for things to change. I made friends with them. One cold day, I decided to ride in a slay, and make them pull me!!! Well, not such a good idea! I wipped them, and they got so angry that thier anger turned to magic! They zapped into deer, and my whip turned magical!! And that`s how I got here." Santa finnished.
That`s the end of my story! You better go to your den! Good night!

Walk Another Sky

ThunderClan

Leader Goldstar- golden she-cat

Deputy Brownleg- brown tabby tom

Medicine Cat Puddlenose- gray she-cat with darker flecks apprentice, Flowerpaw

Warriors

Poppyfoot- yellow tom with black flecks apprentice, Pouncepaw

Speckledawn- white she cat specled with gray on the muzzle

Ripplepslash- pale brown she-cat

Smallfang- very small tabby tom apprentice, Spottedpaw

Swiftpool- watery blueish- gray she-cat

Queens

Redstorm- pure white she cat with red eyes

Elders

Troutberry- black and silver tabby tom

Apprentices

Flowerpaw- orange she-cat

Pouncepaw- jumpy gray tom

Spottedpaw- gray she-cat with multi-colored spots, ThunderClan chosen by StarClan to go on the quest and Mosspaw`s sister

WindClan

Leader Shellstar- tortoiseshell tom with pale blue eyes

Deputy Bramblstripe- thick-pelted she-cat

Medicine Cat Shadecloud- pretty white she-cat with black spotted fur and blue eyes

Warriors

Lilytrout- pale gray she-cat with a crooked tail apprentice, Stealthpaw

Splashstem- white and pale ginger she-cat

Timberheart- brown tom apprentice, Twistedpaw

Apprentices

Stealthpaw- very small gray and brown tabby tom StarClan chosen to go on the quest

Twistedpaw- shy orange tom with twisted tail Stealthpaw`s brother

Elders

Cedartooth- very dark, almost black brown tom with white belly

ShadowClan

Leader Graystar- gray tom with the most bright green eyes

Deputy Longcinder- dark gray tom

Medicine Cat Dustmouse- Brown tortoiseshell she-cat

Warriors

Dustfern- Small brown she-cat with beautiful blue eyes apprentice, Scarpaw

Sorrelsoot- Tortoiseshell-and-white she cat with amber eyes

Tawnyoak- Thick-pelted brown tom apprentice, Ravenpaw

Apprentices

Scarpaw- mischievous, young, muscular brown tom with a scared face and went on the quest with his brother, Hawkpaw

Hawkpaw- mischievous, young, muscular black tom, StarClan chosen to go on the quest

Spiritpaw- gray she-cat

RiverClan

Leader Brightstar- whte she cat with pale yellow eyes

Deputy Goldenfrost- gold and white tom

Medicine Cat Ashmouse- large gray she-cat with gray eyes

Warriors

Cloudthorn- white and black tom apprentice, Cherrypaw

Owlheart- gray she-cat with white muzzle, paws and underbelly appprentice, Mosspaw

Fawnclaw- dark, almost black, tom

Sagemint- pale brown she-cat

Apprentices

Cherrypaw- reddish tom

Mosspaw- white tortoiseshell tom, StarClan chosen to go on the quest, brother of Goldpaw

Chapter 1

Mosspaw and Goldpaw

Spotty opened eyes from the long nap she was taking. The bright sunlight flitted into the room as she walked through the house. Munchy was curled up in a ball. She prodded his white and spotted back to rouse him. He lifted his head and cuffed here ear playfully. Spotty snarled, pounce on him, and they tusled on the floor.
" You lazy fox-dung!!!" sneered Spotty playfully, " come and play with me!!! I`m going to Henry for more stories!!!! He says they`re only for kits, but I still like them."

" You are a kit!!!" sniffed Munchy, "hang on, I`m coming!"

They walked through the stuffy house, only to be yelled at by thier bossy housefolk. They ran outside to escape the his punishment.

Henry was sitting on the fence beside thiers, gazing into the forest. He was talking to himself in a mystierious language!

They sprang up beside Henry, and the frail old cat`s legs trembled.

"What language were you speaking in? I heard it in my dream last night!!! I only understood half of what they were saying. Something about StarClan?" Spotty said thoughtfully.

"Yes, you heard me talking?!" Henry looked surprised.

"Yup. We want more storys!"

"Um, ok... once there was a house cat named Rusty, and he had a boring life. He had always stared out into the forest, hearing storys from his friend about the forest. And there he jumped, of his fence, and ran, into the forest. And he lived there, with the wild-cats." He paused, looking into the forest.

"Heh, none of these are real! These stories are mouse-brained." a deep voice came from behind the shadows. "Henry, don`t scare those clueless kits out of their minds!" Henry turned to face the dark tom.

"Shut up, you know nothing about my stories!"

"We believe that these stories are true!" Munchy and Spotty said together.

"Fine, but just to make sure you will believe me, why don`t you two go see for your self!" and with that, he strode away, his tail held high.

The next morning, Munchy and Spotty decided to head for the forest. When they got to the thunderpath, they ran across it carelessly, with-out watching for monsters, and when Spotty got to the middle of it, a car zoomed towards her!

Chapter 2

"Scarkit, wakeup! Me and Colorkit are going on an adventure, all the way to Fourtrees!" Colorkit shouted. "Colorpaw`s coming to!"

"Umm... your not going any wer-!" his mother said, when there was a slamming noise on the camp wall. Silence. A long silence. It slammed again, and the wall broke, and a huge monster came through!