Merry Summer?

When I was not an elder named Longspider, but a kit named Longkit, I heard of a two-leg thing called Christmas. I was very interested in elder`s story's, and an elder called Firestar told me he used to be a kitty-pet. He told me about Santa Clause. His two-leg kits thought he was a good, nice man that gave them treats. Now, I don`t know what a man is, but it sounds really ugly, doesn`t it? Well, lets get on with the story. Well, Firestar, then called Rusty thought he sounded suspicious, so he thought he would investigate. One dark and cold leaf-bare night, Rusty heard a very scary 'HO HO HO!!!' He sprang out of his comfy nest in surprise! It was the man called Santa Claus!!! Rusty growled at the man, who was surprisingly a two-leg!!! Then Santa Claus burst into tears. " I`m sorry, Rusty, you think I am a bad man, and I used to be." He sobbed. He could speak cat!!! Rusty thought. "I used to kill animals, and then I ate them, until I became too fat. Then they started trying to kill me, too!!! Then I got scared. I decided it was time for things to change. I made friends with them. One cold day, I decided to ride in a slay, and make them pull me!!! Well, not such a good idea! I wipped them, and they got so angry that thier anger turned to magic! They zapped into deer, and my whip turned magical!! And that`s how I got here." Santa finnished.
That`s the end of my story! You better go to your den! Good night!